1 Samuel 16:1-13
David is chosen and anointed
16:1 The LORD said to Samuel, "How long will you grieve over Saul? I have rejected him from being king over Israel. Fill your horn with oil and set out; I will send you to Jesse the Bethlehemite, for I have provided for myself a king among his sons."
16:2 Samuel said, "How can I go? If Saul hears of it, he will kill me." And the LORD said, "Take a heifer with you and say, 'I have come to sacrifice to the LORD.'
16:3 Invite Jesse to the sacrifice, and I will show you what you shall do, and you shall anoint for me the one whom I name to you."
16:4 Samuel did what the LORD commanded and came to Bethlehem. The elders of the city came to meet him trembling and said, "Do you come peaceably?"
16:5 He said, "Peaceably. I have come to sacrifice to the LORD; sanctify yourselves and come with me to the sacrifice." And he sanctified Jesse and his sons and invited them to the sacrifice.
16:6When they came, he looked on Eliab and thought, "Surely his anointed is now before the LORD."
16:7 But the LORD said to Samuel, "Do not look on his appearance or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him, for the LORD does not see as mortals see; they look on the outward appearance, but the LORD looks on the heart."
16:8 Then Jesse called Abinadab and made him pass before Samuel. He said, "Neither has the LORD chosen this one."
16:9 Then Jesse made Shammah pass by. And he said, "Neither has the LORD chosen this one."
16:10 Jesse made seven of his sons pass before Samuel, and Samuel said to Jesse, "The LORD has not chosen any of these."
16:11 Samuel said to Jesse, "Are all your sons here?" And he said, "There remains yet the youngest, but he is keeping the sheep." And Samuel said to Jesse, "Send and bring him, for we will not sit down until he comes here."
16:12 He sent and brought him in. Now he was ruddy and had beautiful eyes and was handsome. The LORD said, "Rise and anoint him, for this is the one."
16:13 Then Samuel took the horn of oil and anointed him in the presence of his brothers, and the spirit of the LORD came mightily upon David from that day forward. Samuel then set out and went to Ramah.
Everybody loves an underdog. Or the candidate for about anything who is the least likely to win and excel at her/his job. I read the other day that years ago, David Letterman, the retired comedian and long-ago graduate of Ball State College (now University) in Muncie, Indiana, sponsors a scholarship for “C” students, for that is what he was. There is something gratifying about that, even for me, and yet I was never a “C” student! See what I mean? We have a “thing” for the “least likely” to win and excel. The thrill is not the same, though, when the least likely wins and is a total DUD at what they do, and we have certainly seen examples of THAT in history. Why do we get so jazzed by the “Least Likelys” coming out on top?
Possibly it is because most of us live with higher aspirations than we have ever been able to live up to. Couple that with the middle-class angst of believing that there are those out there who “bought” their positions, or they are the result of some hidden privilege, and you have fertilizer for the field of enjoying when someone “defeats the system” to get ahead. “Least likely” folk, or teams, or talents of any kind get us going. Remember a few years ago when a frumpy, chunky woman with poorly styled hair and a dress to match shuffled out on the stage of “Britain’s God Talent”? Her name was Susan Boyle, and the panel that included that arrogant boob Simon Cowell, immediately began eyerolling, based on her appearance and timid demeanor. Then, Boyle began to sing “I Dreamed a Dream” from “Les Misérables,” and the place came unglued, as her crystal-clear, perfect-pitched voice exploded across the airwaves. Not only was she an overnight sensation, but the video of that event went so viral that she walked into instant fame and a highly successful career. Another “Least Likely” made good. Everybody loved it.
This is exactly what is going on in this weekend’s lectionary text I have chosen. God calls on Samuel to finger the next king of Israel, succeeding Saul, who was pretty much the first Trump—bloated with power and privilege, not too good at doing “king stuff,” and frankly, not very stable. God tells Samuel that the next king will be one of Jesse’s sons, so Samuel has each of them paraded before him, that he may discern which one would win at “Israel’s Got Talent.” He did have one caveat given him by God, though: don’t just look on the outward appearance, as it may mask the “heart” that God is looking for in a king for God’s people. Starting with Abinadab, they come before Samuel, one by one, and each is rejected by him, saying, “The Lord has not chosen any of these.” Jesse is holding out his last son, possibly because he is so young, but maybe also because he just couldn’t imagine the “ruddy” dreamer behind door number two couldn’t POSSIBLY be God’s choice to lead the people of Israel. Samuel has to ask, “Is this all there is?” Jesse’s reluctance is explained by his report that David is busy tending to his sheep—a sheepish excuse if I’ve ever heard one. Samuel is not dissuaded: “Send for him and bring him in,” he orders. Of course, he gets the nod from God.
There is something satisfying about this, and I suggest it is this “Least Likely” syndrome. Whether its King David, Susan Boyle, or the 1969 Mets, we get a vibe when the UNLIKELY surprises us and wins, and goes on to be great because of it. There are very few exceptions to this “rule” of which kinds of people we like to see excel. One might point to John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the shining son of wealthy elites, who went on to be a beloved (and unfortunately assassinated) President of the United States, but would JFK have been elected President if it wasn’t for the heroic story of his PT 109 experience in World War II? My personal favorite of a “to the manor born” success story was the late PA Senator John Heinz, heir of the ketchup fortune. Almost every time he addressed the U.S. Senate, he would preface his remarks with the admission that he was “born with a platinum spoon in my mouth,” just to make sure that the public and his colleagues knew that he was coming from the ranks of the privileged, and that his views should be “screened,” accordingly. It was his way of using self-humiliation to urge others to appropriately receive and temper his remarks. I admired him for that. Why DO the “good” die young, anyway?
Still, we like the underdogs best. Jimmy Carter began his quest for the presidency as one, for sure. Hardly anybody outside of Georgia had ever heard of him. When he told his mother, Lillian Carter, that he was going to run for President, she asked, “Of what?” Talk about being dissed. Of course, he went on to win the office, and I’m guessing that many of us voted for him just BECAUSE he wasn’t a Kennedy or a Rockefeller. Now, here comes my “big jump” for this sermon: I would like to suggest that, knowing this proclivity for humanity to “root for the underdog” or the “Least Likely,” God sent Jesus as one of these! Think about it.
Jesus was “born in a barn,” to use our uncomplimentary rhetoric. The authorities of his day were out for his hide, because the Magi said their reading of the stars said he would be “a king.” The prophet Isaiah said he would be “despised and rejected by humanity.” He grew up as the son of a manual laborer—a carpenter’s son. As one who came to identify with all humans, he chose his disciples from among the marginalized and “common” folk of his day. Early on in his ministry, he began to be tested by both the devil and various religious leaders of his time. Numerous times, after he preached and talked about what the prophets have said about himself—the Messiah—he had to disappear because of the threat of retribution. Even the people who mobbed him seeking healing, were out for themselves, for when he was later arrested and handed over to the authorities, many of the same people called for Barabas, a known criminal, to be released, instead of Jesus. Never did he claim the authority or power that was his to punish or oppose his detractors. The closest he came to “anger” happened when he chased the merchants out of the Temple, merchants who had taken the space set aside for non-Jews (Gentiles) to hear Torah. Other than that, he took the role of an underdog, a “Least Likely” sent to save humanity from their sins and update them on God’s desire that all should live in peace in an unfolding “Kingdom” of God. After a sham of a trial, he was beaten and sentenced to the capital punishment mode of the day—a public crucifixion between two other “losers.”
Moses was guilty of killing an Egyptian guard, yet God called him to lead God’s people to freedom. Jacob was a scoundrel, a “Least Likely” to be anything but a successful flim-flam man, yet God used him to institute the twelve tribes of Israel through the lineage of his sons. David turned out to be a heinously flawed King, having committed adultery and had a man sent to be killed in battle so he could “inherit” his wife. Jesus had no one to come to his defense when hauled before the authorities; even Pontius Pilate washed his hands—literally—of any accountability, as he saw Jesus as such a sad case that he wasn’t worth the pushback. Even death did not shrink in the face of the Son of God…at least initially.
The fulcrum of humanity’s reconciliation to our Creator is the resurrection of Jesus. As I have written in other sermons (echoing some of the profound theologians and Bible scholars long before me), this even was so much more than a man being “revived.” In the resurrection, Jesus defeated the pain of death and ushered in a promise of life beyond death. Something that was the “Least Likely” for us—overcoming the pain of death—became the “Least Likely” thing to threaten us now, or for eternity, thanks to the Savior who understood what it meant to be a “Least Likely.” Thanks be to God.
And before taking his seat at his Heavenly Father’s right hand, Jesus set the church in motion by turning the reins over to a team of “Least Likelys”—the twelve, later the women, the former pagans, the Gentiles, and then a Pharisee of the same ilk that persecuted and accused Jesus in the first place! Guess who’s in charge of it now? US! Talk about a band of “Least Likelys!”
All this to say that our redemption is the product of God’s ultimate identification with the “Least Likelys” of our planet. And God’s church continues to be here after over 2,000 years of being run by the most unlikely leaders one could imagine. Why? Because the Holy Spirit understands how to mobilize and “gift” the unlikely to carry it forth. As the Bible testifies, God has always done that. And remember, when God calls you to do something on behalf of the Kingdom of God, your objection based on being a “Least Likely” won’t wash. I’ll close with one of my favorite “Celtic” prayers from the Iona Community:
"O Christ, the Master Carpenter,
who at the last through wood and nails,
purchased our whole salvation,
wield well your tools in the workshop of the world,
so that we, who come rough-hewn to your bench,
may here be fashioned to a truer beauty by your hand.”
Amen.





