Get These Farm Animals on a LEASH!
Exodus 32:1-14
The golden calf
32:1 When the people saw that Moses delayed to come down from the mountain, the people gathered around Aaron and said to him, "Come, make gods for us, who shall go before us; as for this Moses, the man who brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we do not know what has become of him."
32:2 Aaron said to them, "Take off the gold rings that are on the ears of your wives, your sons, and your daughters and bring them to me."
32:3 So all the people took off the gold rings from their ears and brought them to Aaron.
32:4He took these from them, formed them in a mold, and cast an image of a calf, and they said, "These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!"
32:5 When Aaron saw this, he built an altar before it, and Aaron made a proclamation and said, "Tomorrow shall be a festival to the LORD."
32:6 They rose early the next day and offered burnt offerings and brought sacrifices of well-being, and the people sat down to eat and drink and rose up to revel.
32:7 The LORD said to Moses, "Go down at once! Your people, whom you brought up out of the land of Egypt, have acted perversely;
32:8 they have been quick to turn aside from the way that I commanded them; they have cast for themselves an image of a calf and have worshiped it and sacrificed to it and said, 'These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!'"
32:9 The LORD said to Moses, "I have seen this people, how stiff-necked they are.
32:10 Now let me alone so that my wrath may burn hot against them and I may consume them, and of you I will make a great nation."
32:11 But Moses implored the LORD his God and said, "O LORD, why does your wrath burn hot against your people, whom you brought out of the land of Egypt with great power and with a mighty hand?
32:12 Why should the Egyptians say, 'It was with evil intent that he brought them out to kill them in the mountains and to consume them from the face of the earth'? Turn from your fierce wrath; change your mind and do not bring disaster on your people.
32:13 Remember Abraham, Isaac, and Israel, your servants, how you swore to them by your own self, saying to them, 'I will multiply your descendants like the stars of heaven, and all this land that I have promised I will give to your descendants, and they shall inherit it forever.'"
32:14 And the LORD changed his mind about the disaster that he planned to bring on his people.
In case you’re wondering, today’s sermon title is a paraphrase of a line actor/comedian Jon Lovitz screams out in his character of Ernie Capadino, in the popular film, “A League of Their Own”: “Get these FARM ANIMALS on a LEASH!” The city kid recruiting the first players of an all-girls baseball team for Branch Rickey out in the rural lands of America, almost trips over some free-range chickens, prompting the humorous line. Why do I bring it up here? Well, first of all because I love this film, its humor, and its history. But most of all, because it gives us a clue what Satan might have said to God numerous times throughout human history about US! A leash, indeed.
Are we “farm animals?” Think of how we anthropomorphize most animals, giving them human attributes, naming them with human names, and believing they understand everything we tell them. Kitties, doggies, and even hamsters get treated like children, pampered, overfed, and deeply mourned when they “cross the rainbow bridge.”? I’m guessing that better than half the most-watched YouTube clips and Facebook Reels are about the hijinks of animals, and the humans who love them. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. We DO like to superimpose many of our higher hopes and ambitions upon our animals. Now that I’m living in a more rural town, I’m back to going to county fairs again, and watching the hard transformation that 4-H kids have to experience as they put their beloved cattle and pigs up for auction, knowing that most of them will wind up as a main course. You do have to wonder if God has put God’s own best hopes on US, kind of like we do our pets? Please don’t take this line of thought too far, as it will break down in a hurry, but remember that leash part, too. Maybe there is something to that.
Turning to our text for today, which is one of my favorites in the whole Bible, I might add, we hear a word that NONE of us likes to hear, and one that has, from time to time, brought the world a whole load of trouble: DELAY. Moses is delayed, coming down from the mountain and his little tete a tete with God. We do not like delays, of any kind. Road construction causes all manner of unexpected delays, even when we know full well it is happening. Don’t you hate it when some special item you have ordered online is delayed in shipping? A vivid memory I have as a young teen is the time when I sublet a friend’s newspaper route for the Summer, did some painting for my uncle, and picked up a number of other odd jobs to raise enough money to mail order myself a significant camera for my budding photography hobby. After I ordered it, I waited every single day for the UPS truck to bring it to my house, akin to the famous “Wells Fargo Wagon” scene in “The Music Man.” Day after day, I watched for that stupid truck, and disappointment after disappointment when it either didn’t come, or it DID, but with no package for me. Finally, FINALLY, it stopped in front of our house, and the driver handed me my precious package. Upon opening it, I found that the camera’s lens had been broken in shipment, and had to go back. I was so bummed that the wait the second time around seems much shorter, and my high expectations had been rather dampened. Even when the replacement camera arrived undamaged and pristine, I felt more relief than euphoria. Delays can sure rain on our parade, or at least dampen our spirits. In Moses’ case, one almost precipitated an apocalypse.
Israel’s response to the tardy Moses was to manufacture their own god, which is rarely a good idea. In this case, they called upon their religious leader—Aaron—to design one for them, using the two things most precious to them, gold and bovine. Hardly any culture in history eschewed the love of gold, and in the case of the Jews under Moses’ care, a cow was most precious. Why? Well, Jews weren’t allowed to fool with pigs at all, and cows gave milk, made for good grilling, and served as sacrifices. So, a cow it was, only in this case a calf, which required less gold to make. The good thing about false gods is that we maintain full control over them, unlike the real one, and if we tire of them, there is always the gold to recover, (or the money from our stocks, or the trade-in value of our Mercades). Many a man, upon hearing that his house was possibly on fire, made sure the wife and kids got out safely, but went back in for the golf clubs. We pooh-pooh Israel when we read this famous story out of Exodus, but believe me, we can make our own gods even better than they did, and unfortunately, we DO have some religious leaders who will help design them for us. (Think “prosperity gospel,” or even that wonderful idol of “biblical authority.” Yes, we like to make the Bible our idol, as this way we can control it, instead of being transformed by it, so many times.)
So, Israel makes a farm animal into a god. Who SHOULD have been on a leash, in this story? And why in the world did a man like Aaron go along with this scheme? Was he too timid to “speak the truth” to Israel for fear of being pilloried himself? Was he beginning to believe that Moses might be much more than “delayed” on the mountain, and was tempted to carve out his own niche as Israel’s “supreme leader”? We may never know, but it was not looked upon by Yahweh as a nice thing, and to quote another old movie line, “Death stalked the mountains.”
In the midst of their conversation, according to the text, God tips Moses off as to what is going on down in the “barnyard.” God further suggests to Moses that maybe God will just have a little wrath tantrum and start over with Moses’ as breeding stock. Unlike the lily-livered politicians of our day, Moses wasn’t afraid of speaking truth to power, in this case, THE power behind everything! Moses debates God over this starting over plan, and WINS. I don’t know how you understand the verse that says that God “changed God’s mind” over the “disaster” God was thinking about bringing upon Israel, but that’s something! Moses should have some kind of trophy for that little bit of forensics. It was time to get Israel on a leash, not only to get them back in line with the God who loved them and who had truly delivered them, but to keep them from straying yet again.
Let’s look at this text as a kind of parable meant to teach us something, instead of an historical account of what surely must sound a bit preposterous. Israel is clearly an analog for all humans who, when their hopes for safety, security, and wealth are “delayed,” too often take matters into their own hands. Aaron is a metaphor for those who “guide” us when the chips are down, especially religious leaders either trying to sooth the savage beast in us all, OR who decide it’s a great time to stir up the flock in an attempt to “grow the church” or add to its coffers. Just this week, Jim Bakker, the scandalous TV evangelist, passed away at 86. He and his late wife Tammy Fay, started out as puppet-wielding “soul-winners,” but got a glimpse of fame and fortune, and it went to their heads, and their pocketbooks. Aaron was likewise a “good guy,” but it didn’t take much of a “delay” to open a dark door for him to step through, and step he did. I’d hate to think that there are many religious leaders who fall prey to such temptations, but history tells a sadder tale. Let’s imagine Moses as a metaphor for God, in this “parable.” The little “court case” in the story between God and Moses is kind of like the cartoon image of a character being tempted by the little devil on one shoulder and a guardian angel on the other. I’m sure there were MANY times when God vacillated between allowing us to go “free range,” and wanting to put us on a tight leash. Jesus came to offer humanity pardon and reconciliation, once and for all, kind of like Moses “winning” his debate with the Almighty.
If the modern Christian church is to redeem ourselves as the “Aaron” in the story, we must find better ways to connect with our audience, and make God’s “leash” a harbinger of safety, security, and guidance, rather than just a tool of control. Dara and I have been attending the Edinboro United Methodist Church since retiring to Meadville, PA. That church is learning how to live out its theme of welcoming “Doubters, Dreamers, and Disciples” into its fold. Any church that can’t welcome the “doubters” will simply not survive this millennium. Without the “dreamers,” we will perish, too, even as we read in the book of Proverbs. And “disciples”? These are the folk who mature in the faith and gladly put on the “yoke” of service, obedience, and mission—indeed, a self-donned “leash.” All healthy, vital churches will be places where the “doubters, dreamers, and disciples” can find acceptance, cast visions, and thrive through doing justice and loving others via service. Going back to our animal metaphor, a leash may either limit an animal’s movement by tethering it to an anchor point, or it may lovingly guide it along as it walks with its “master,” thus keeping it on course and secure.
Interestingly, one of the other lectionary texts for this week is the 23rd Psalm, another human/animal metaphor! We are God’s “sheep,” and God is our “good shepherd.” In this parable, it is the recognized voice and the protecting “rod” of the shepherd that brings prosperity to the sheep. It’s a much more soothing image than the potential pyrotechnics of the Exodus passage, and there is no scavenger hunt for gold involved. If I’m going to be a “farm animal” of any sort in these biblical metaphors, I’ll go with the sheep, as the only leash involved is a close relationship with the shepherd. What we can surely learn from the Exodus account, though, is that our best purely “human” efforts to build the Kingdom of God will not result in either restoring, nor promoting, a better relationship with our Creator. And that story reminds us that Jesus Christ has served as eternity’s “Moses,” forever “winning the debate” over how to deal with a bunch of rebellious “farm animals.” I’ll finish with this paraphrase of John 8:36: “Whom the Son has set free is FREE RANGE!” Amen!
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