Stoned
Luke 19:28-40
Entrance into the final days
19:28 After he had said this, he went on ahead, going up to Jerusalem.
19:29 When he had come near Bethphage and Bethany, at the place called the Mount of Olives, he sent two of the disciples,
19:30 saying, "Go into the village ahead of you, and as you enter it you will find tied there a colt that has never been ridden. Untie it and bring it here.
19:31 If anyone asks you, 'Why are you untying it?' just say this, 'The Lord needs it.'"
19:32 So those who were sent departed and found it as he had told them.
19:33 As they were untying the colt, its owners asked them, "Why are you untying the colt?"
19:34 They said, "The Lord needs it."
19:35 Then they brought it to Jesus, and after throwing their cloaks on the colt, they set Jesus on it.
19:36 As he rode along, people kept spreading their cloaks on the road.
19:37 Now as he was approaching the path down from the Mount of Olives, the whole multitude of the disciples began to praise God joyfully with a loud voice for all the deeds of power that they had seen,
19:38 saying, "Blessed is the king who comes in the name of the Lord! Peace in heaven, and glory in the highest heaven!"
19:39 Some of the Pharisees in the crowd said to him, "Teacher, order your disciples to stop."
19:40 He answered, "I tell you, if these were silent, the stones would shout out."
I’ve been to this place on the Mount of Olives, where Jesus started his trek down the mountain, on the winding, cobblestone path, down through the cemetery into the Kidron Valley, and then up into the gate into the walled city of Jerusalem. This is where the “parade” occurred, and where Luke tells us the locals laid down their cloaks for Jesus to ride over, as he was upon a donkey. It is the Gospel of Matthew that says the crowd spread palm branches along with the cloaks, not Luke. Possibly both were employed? We have no eyewitnesses, other than the gospel writers. Matthew’s account has always cracked me up—he’s concerned that Jesus “fits” into the various Hebrew Bible prophecies that he either force-feeds the events to do so, or just turns the prophecies themselves into “alternative facts.” So much so that when Matthew reads in the Old Testament that the “king” (Messiah) will come into Jerusalem “riding on a colt, the foal of an ass,” the tax collector turned author thinks that these are two separate animals, not an appositional description of the same animal. Hence, Matthew says he rode BOTH animals, in a truly godly act rivaling Circ de Sole.
On my only trip to the Holy Land, our guides walked us down this historic path in what was certainly a moving experience, realizing that Jesus had done this. We were walking, of course, although for a few shekels, one could rent a donkey from one of the local purveyors, and ride a few yards to mug for the cameras, but we walked. Part way down the mount, we detoured through the Garden of Gethsemane, where Jesus prayed his famous “resignation” prayer, alongside the olive trees. I had heard that the ones here today are the same ones that would have been there when Jesus experienced his catharsis, but the locals said that, no, the ROOTS would have been the same, but that new branches had been grafted onto them, and had now grown into the current fruit-bearing trees. In the Kidron Valley, we passed through the above-ground tombs of the cemetery, just before we started up the valley toward the city. Visitors to each tomb had left stones on the crypts to signify their visit, and it was sad to see many stones on one grave, while others were nearly barren. Our “religious” crowd (this was, after all, an Educational Opportunities tour, so most of us where either pastors or dedicated church folk) couldn’t bear to see the slight, so we each left stones on the previously bare crypts. Next, we saw some of the garbage heaps just outside the city gates of the Old City of Jerusalem. These two juxtaposed scenes of cemetery and earthly discards explain the biblical phrase about being “thrown outside where there is weeping and gnashing of teach.” The weeping was happening by the grieving visitors to the cemetery for the recently departed; the gnashing of teeth were courtesy of the “junkyard dogs” who were going through the trash for scraps of food. Most interesting.
And the massive gates into the Old City certainly explained how the arrival of Jesus and his band of followers felt like “kings,” as they entered the city “triumphally.” The gates are grand, and entering the protected city was an impressive experience, even for us educational pilgrims bearing cameras and backpacks, rather than palm branches and sacrificial cloaks. The locals smiled at our American band as we entered, mirroring the crowd that cheered Jesus on, back in the day of the gospel telling. They, because they had hoped that Jesus would now proclaim himself the warrior king who would banish the oppressive Roman government and restore Jerusalem to Jewish rule, and our modern townies because we carried American dollars along with our cameras, and were not being stingy with them. If they had something or a service to sell, they were doing so, and we were buying. Imagine their disappointment when, rather than lead a revolt, Jesus simply submitted to a “trial,” a beating, and succumbed to capital punishment. Imagine our disappointment when the olive wood camel purchased had “Made in China” stamped on the belly. Either way, the joy turned to mourning, and there was weeping and gnashing of teeth.
In our visit, the only real damper on the crowd were the Israeli guards marching around in abundant numbers, each carrying an Uzi submachine gun with extended barrels and stocks. But in Jesus’ day, the proverbial wet blanket was wielded by the Pharisees, who saw the adulation being heaped on Jesus by his follows as blasphemous. They “ordered” Jesus to tell them to stop. Jesus’ response was an interesting one: I tell you, if these were silent, the stones would shout out. I think what Jesus was communicating was that THIS IS A BIG DEAL going on here! With a particular word of pungent profanity being left off, this is what then Vice President Joe Biden told President Barack Obama when he signed into law the Affordable Care Act, which has come to be called “Obamacare.” Biden recognized the magnitude of this affair that meant accessible healthcare to millions of uninsured Americans. And while it was just a beginning, current affairs in Washington are truly highlighting how BIG a deal it was, especially in light of it again being threatened with extinction.
Jesus and the unfolding affairs in Jerusalem were a BIG DEAL because God was introducing a whole new era in God’s relationship with the world. Forgiveness and redemption would now be an act of GRACE, or “God’s unmerited favor.” God was wrapping up God’s love for humanity and all of the creation in one great “Hail Mary” pass (interesting metaphor, isn’t it?) to redeem us all. God’s great YES to the world (a Karl Barth phrase) was about to be revealed, leaving humanity with a “get out of jail free” card that never expires. This WAS a BIG DEAL, and one worthy of creation’s praise!
I say creation’s praise, for Jesus told the Pharisees that if his followers stopped praising God for what was about to be gifted to them, the very CREATION—the rocks—would shout out. Now, while it may be a stretch to relate this next metaphor (camel “Made in China”?), it moved me, personally, so I’ll relate it. Many years ago, when I was tussling with God over a call to ministry, I made a trip to the fledgling 700 Club broadcasting ministry in Virginia Beach, Virginia, led by Pat Robertson, before he later lost his mind, ran for President, and became a right-wing loon. At that time in the early 1970s, Robertson was doing something new and innovative—preaching the gospel using a nightly TV interview show as the vehicle. Since I was working in media at that time in my life, I thought maybe God’s call was to media-related ministry, and what better place to visit than one of its most innovative and rapidly growing “mission fields.” After contacting the 700 Club people, I was invited to spend a week observing what they did, and touring their WYAH television facility (do you see the God reference here—WYAH for “Yahweh,” the Hebrew word for the Almighty?). They were most gracious to welcome me, and I spent several days with Ben Kinchlow and Henry Harrison, early on-air principals with Robertson, and Don Hawkinson, the nightly show’s producer. It was truly a wonderful experience, but one that ultimately sealed a NON-TV related calling into church ministry. That’s a story for another day; maybe I was already seeing the seeds of Robertson’s ego explosion?
Anyway, one of the technicians said something to me during my time there that impacted me deeply. He was just one of the behind-the-scenes engineers whose job it was to keep feeding the massive 2-inch wide video tape reels to two huge videotape machines (known in the industry a “quads,” due to the four video heads reading the tape, each machine costing many tens of thousands of dollars). These machines were essentially copying the 700 Club program onto tapes which were then sent out on what was called “the bicycle” to other TV stations to be played. This is how a program like the 700 Club was “syndicated” in the days before SATCOM and other geosynchronous satellites became available to send the program out “live” as it was being telecast. This technician, who was, like all Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) employees in those early days, a committed Christian, had an interesting answer to my question about how he handled the tedium of changing the tape reels for 10 hours a day. He said that he just kept recalling today’s text from Luke about how, if the Christ followers didn’t keep praising God, the ROCKS would cry out. He explained to me that, as the church was beginning to hit its early “crisis” phase when more and more people were skipping church for other activities on Sundays, the rocks WERE beginning to cry out, as video tape is made from MAGNATITE, a rock that is simply crushed up and bonded to a plastic backing. SO, he said, “How can I get bored when I’m fulfilling a prophecy of Jesus?” Even today, as I recall his moving testimony (which really grabbed a science & technology geek like me), I realize that the myriad of ways the Word of God and the testimonies of faith and praise are being shared through the Internet, podcasts, and MP3 files, the rocks are STILL crying out, as all of these devices and pathways rely on SILICON to exist! In effect, some of the best ways the gospel is transmitted today is that it is STONED! After all, YOU are reading this sermon via bits of silicon “doing their thing,” and for those of you who may enjoy worship and praise via STREAMING, guess what? More rocks crying out!
I confess to being a bit “saddened” by occupying a pulpit instead of a TV studio over the 36-plus years of my ministry, but what “goes around…” as they say. COVID saw Pastor Karen Slusser and me, sitting in front of the Communion table in the chancel of St. Paul’s United Methodist Church, “interviewing” each other and leading worship over a little camera called a “Mevo” to hundreds of our folk over the Internet. I can’t imagine all of the “rocks” crying out to make that happen. I WAS back in a TV studio, and was praising God along with the stones! And even today, post-COVID, our humble little worship services at Faith Community UMC are being “streamed” over the silicon rocks to more people than inhabit the Jefferson Street sanctuary, on an average Sunday. Amazing.
Friends, it’s time for us flesh-and-blood humans to take a lesson from the stones and start praising the Living God with our bodies, minds, and hearts! Who wants to be beat out by a few rocks? Let’s be what the author of I Peter called “living stones” for Christ Jesus, our Lord! HOSANNA! Blessed is the one who comes in the name of the Lord!!! Amen.